The best, worst and creepiest royal wedding merchandise
T-shirts, mugs and even swimsuits to celebrate the royal wedding ... just because
Certainly not your basic tee. Perfect for the royal wedding enthusiast in your life. Or yourself, we're not judging.
Amazon, $20
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A must-have for enjoying your tea while watching the ceremony. This (unofficial) design features Windsor Castle, wedding bells, rose garlands and a Queen’s Guard, along with the date, location and names of the happy couple.
Etsy, $18
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What wedding-watching outfit would be complete without the perfect accessories? These can be worn for years to come, like on every May 19.
Etsy, $9
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Give your adult coloring time the royal treatment. This book is filled with 30 ready-to-color scenes from their courtship and engagement.
Amazon, $10
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Start your royal wedding watch the right way on May 19th! 50% of the sales of this toasted multigrain cereal goes to help form in the U.K. Hey, Meghan and Harry did ask for donations rather than gifts for their special day.
Etsy, $56
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On the day of the wedding you can say the two figures are Meghan and Harry, but once the occasion is over, you can tell your guests the then-used bar of soap features pretty much any other couple.
Etsy, $10
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Who doesn't love a cheeky rhyme?
Amazon, $18
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Unfortunately these were quick to sell out, but we understand why. They're the ultimate royal wedding watch party decoration.
Etsy, $18
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We don't really see much of a resemblance, and we're confident Meghan will be wearing something much more fashion-forward on her big day. But hey, at least there's a matching doll!
Etsy, $89
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Useful and chic! This is from the same shop as the mug, above. You can never have too many accessories.
Etsy, $30
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Well, Meghan Markle's story is a Nora Ephron move come to life, so this pop culture mash-up is pretty on the nose.
Etsy, $28
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You can't get more British than 25 tea bags with the future royal couple's face on the tin.
Etsy, $28
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But what would a Meghan Markle swimsuit be...
Bags of Love, $38
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Without a matching Harry swimsuit? You and your friend can be absolutely twinning together this summer, or, you have two really good options for beach days.
Bags of Love, $38
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There's not much we can say about this naughty souvenir. We're sure you can make the jokes yourself.
Crown Jewels Condoms, $12
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A delicious way to celebrate Meghan and Harry's wedding day! This limited edition tin is filled with buttery Scottish shortbread, baked in the Highlands since 1898. How authentic!
Amazon $19
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Made in England, this commemorative tea towel is as useful as it is colorful. Says one reviewer, "I use it and make sure everyone sees me using it! Oh, the compliments..."
Amazon, $9.99
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We have to admit this canister, which comes with 30 bags of tea, is almost as cute as the royal couple themselves.
BBC, $20
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Unfortunately this is only available in the U.K., but that doesn't us Americans can't get a laugh out of it. The recipe for this can't get any funnier; it's made with sweet ginger (surely a nod to Prince Harry's trademark red hair) and American mustard. What a beautiful blending of cultures.
Sausage Heck, $4
PHOTO: Courtesy
Certainly not your basic tee. Perfect for the royal wedding enthusiast in your life. Or yourself, we're not judging.
Amazon, $20
PHOTO: Courtesy
A must-have for enjoying your tea while watching the ceremony. This (unofficial) design features Windsor Castle, wedding bells, rose garlands and a Queen’s Guard, along with the date, location and names of the happy couple.
Etsy, $18
PHOTO: Courtesy
What wedding-watching outfit would be complete without the perfect accessories? These can be worn for years to come, like on every May 19.
Etsy, $9
PHOTO: Courtesy
Give your adult coloring time the royal treatment. This book is filled with 30 ready-to-color scenes from their courtship and engagement.
Amazon, $10
PHOTO: Courtesy
Start your royal wedding watch the right way on May 19th! 50% of the sales of this toasted multigrain cereal goes to help form in the U.K. Hey, Meghan and Harry did ask for donations rather than gifts for their special day.
Etsy, $56
PHOTO: Courtesy
On the day of the wedding you can say the two figures are Meghan and Harry, but once the occasion is over, you can tell your guests the then-used bar of soap features pretty much any other couple.
Etsy, $10
PHOTO: Courtesy
Who doesn't love a cheeky rhyme?
Amazon, $18
PHOTO: Courtesy
Unfortunately these were quick to sell out, but we understand why. They're the ultimate royal wedding watch party decoration.
Etsy, $18
PHOTO: Courtesy
We don't really see much of a resemblance, and we're confident Meghan will be wearing something much more fashion-forward on her big day. But hey, at least there's a matching doll!
Etsy, $89
PHOTO: Courtesy
Useful and chic! This is from the same shop as the mug, above. You can never have too many accessories.
Etsy, $30
PHOTO: Courtesy
Well, Meghan Markle's story is a Nora Ephron move come to life, so this pop culture mash-up is pretty on the nose.
Etsy, $28
PHOTO: Courtesy
You can't get more British than 25 tea bags with the future royal couple's face on the tin.
Etsy, $28
PHOTO: Courtesy
But what would a Meghan Markle swimsuit be...
Bags of Love, $38
PHOTO: Courtesy
Without a matching Harry swimsuit? You and your friend can be absolutely twinning together this summer, or, you have two really good options for beach days.
Bags of Love, $38
PHOTO: Courtesy
There's not much we can say about this naughty souvenir. We're sure you can make the jokes yourself.
Crown Jewels Condoms, $12
PHOTO: Courtesy
A delicious way to celebrate Meghan and Harry's wedding day! This limited edition tin is filled with buttery Scottish shortbread, baked in the Highlands since 1898. How authentic!
Amazon $19
PHOTO: Courtesy
Made in England, this commemorative tea towel is as useful as it is colorful. Says one reviewer, "I use it and make sure everyone sees me using it! Oh, the compliments..."
Amazon, $9.99
PHOTO: Courtesy
We have to admit this canister, which comes with 30 bags of tea, is almost as cute as the royal couple themselves.
BBC, $20
PHOTO: Courtesy
Unfortunately this is only available in the U.K., but that doesn't us Americans can't get a laugh out of it. The recipe for this can't get any funnier; it's made with sweet ginger (surely a nod to Prince Harry's trademark red hair) and American mustard. What a beautiful blending of cultures.
Sausage Heck, $4
PHOTO: Courtesy
Certainly not your basic tee. Perfect for the royal wedding enthusiast in your life. Or yourself, we're not judging.
Amazon, $20
PHOTO: Courtesy
A must-have for enjoying your tea while watching the ceremony. This (unofficial) design features Windsor Castle, wedding bells, rose garlands and a Queen’s Guard, along with the date, location and names of the happy couple.
Etsy, $18
PHOTO: Courtesy
What wedding-watching outfit would be complete without the perfect accessories? These can be worn for years to come, like on every May 19.
Etsy, $9
PHOTO: Courtesy
Give your adult coloring time the royal treatment. This book is filled with 30 ready-to-color scenes from their courtship and engagement.
Amazon, $10
PHOTO: Courtesy
Start your royal wedding watch the right way on May 19th! 50% of the sales of this toasted multigrain cereal goes to help form in the U.K. Hey, Meghan and Harry did ask for donations rather than gifts for their special day.
Etsy, $56
PHOTO: Courtesy
On the day of the wedding you can say the two figures are Meghan and Harry, but once the occasion is over, you can tell your guests the then-used bar of soap features pretty much any other couple.
Etsy, $10
PHOTO: Courtesy
Who doesn't love a cheeky rhyme?
Amazon, $18
PHOTO: Courtesy
Unfortunately these were quick to sell out, but we understand why. They're the ultimate royal wedding watch party decoration.
Etsy, $18
PHOTO: Courtesy
We don't really see much of a resemblance, and we're confident Meghan will be wearing something much more fashion-forward on her big day. But hey, at least there's a matching doll!
Etsy, $89
PHOTO: Courtesy
Useful and chic! This is from the same shop as the mug, above. You can never have too many accessories.
Etsy, $30
PHOTO: Courtesy
Well, Meghan Markle's story is a Nora Ephron move come to life, so this pop culture mash-up is pretty on the nose.
Etsy, $28
PHOTO: Courtesy
You can't get more British than 25 tea bags with the future royal couple's face on the tin.
Etsy, $28
PHOTO: Courtesy
But what would a Meghan Markle swimsuit be...
Bags of Love, $38
PHOTO: Courtesy
Without a matching Harry swimsuit? You and your friend can be absolutely twinning together this summer, or, you have two really good options for beach days.
Bags of Love, $38
PHOTO: Courtesy
There's not much we can say about this naughty souvenir. We're sure you can make the jokes yourself.
Crown Jewels Condoms, $12
PHOTO: Courtesy
A delicious way to celebrate Meghan and Harry's wedding day! This limited edition tin is filled with buttery Scottish shortbread, baked in the Highlands since 1898. How authentic!
Amazon $19
PHOTO: Courtesy
Made in England, this commemorative tea towel is as useful as it is colorful. Says one reviewer, "I use it and make sure everyone sees me using it! Oh, the compliments..."
Amazon, $9.99
PHOTO: Courtesy
We have to admit this canister, which comes with 30 bags of tea, is almost as cute as the royal couple themselves.
BBC, $20
PHOTO: Courtesy
Unfortunately this is only available in the U.K., but that doesn't us Americans can't get a laugh out of it. The recipe for this can't get any funnier; it's made with sweet ginger (surely a nod to Prince Harry's trademark red hair) and American mustard. What a beautiful blending of cultures.
Sausage Heck, $4
PHOTO: Courtesy
T-shirts, mugs and even swimsuits to celebrate the royal wedding ... just because
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s engagement has spawned a ton of royal wedding merchandise. There are mugs (an easy sell because we all need something to hold our royal tea, right?), T-shirts, dinner plates even tea sets. These kitschy items sound and look reasonable enough, but the more we dug into this whole “royal wedding merch” business, the weirder it got. While some of them are only available in the U.K., everyone can enjoy the strangeness. We found some memorabilia that probably shouldn't exist on the market.
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