The worst dining habits of all time, ranked
These offenses aren't just distasteful — they're downright appalling
These offenses aren't just distasteful — they're downright appalling
These offenses aren't just distasteful — they're downright appalling
Since the beginning of mankind — or at least since the Roman Empire — humans have gathered to eat food in a communal fashion. One would think, after thousands of years, certain criteria for dining in a group would be “set in stone,” as it were, to keep peace among the natives. However, time and again we find ourselves encountering distasteful— and downright appalling — dining taboos.
The worst offenders are as follows:
1. Double-dipping
Whether you're 3 or 93, this is by far the most vile of communal eating wrongs. What makes you think people want your saliva in their dip? This also goes for chefs putting the spoon back in the pot after a taste.
2. Touching all of the food.
I once watched a 6-year-old touch every piece of cake on a three-tiered serving tray. Perhaps he was counting them? Yay for math. Boo for your grimy mitts on the dessert. (We all know children don’t wash their hands after picking their noses.)
3. Eating the best part of a dish before passing.
Please stop eating all the fried onions off of the green bean casserole and picking all of the shrimp out of the pasta. Yes, we know, it’s your favorite part — but it’s everyone else's favorite, too! What entitles you to the cream of everything?
4. The presumptive addition.
Please do not squeeze lemon over the seafood tower we are all about to share. Some hate lemon on their oysters, and now you've ruined them. The same goes for salting or saucing. Also, don't automatically salt your food before tasting it — it shows your lack of forethought and an impulsiveness.
5. Chewing with you mouth open.
Just don't do it. Ever.
6. Blowing your nose in a restaurant.
Is there anything worse than sitting down to indulge in a fine meal, only to discover that the gentleman at the next table has decided to clear his sinuses into a hanky? Unforgivable. Take it to the restroom!
7. Talking on the cellphone at dinner.
It’s just obnoxious. It’s even more obnoxious at a restaurant. No one is interested in listening to you on the phone — whether you're their dinner companion or someone close by. Oh, it’s an important business call? Fine. Take it to the lobby.
8. Being rude to the server.
Making someone take four trips to the kitchen because you think of something you want each time they return is rude. Speaking down to staff is rude. Making a server wait while you take five minutes to decide on your main dish is also rude. Tipping poorly: rude. He or she is a server, not a servant.
9. Taking half of a cupcake from the company birthday party.
Here’s the thing: either you commit to eating a cupcake or you commit to NOT eating a cupcake. By taking half, you are just letting the next guy know that sadly he only gets half of his favorite flavor. If you had eaten it entirely, there would be less pain not knowing what might have been.
Also: taking half a bagel. Egregious! Yes, bagels are a lot of carbs for a single meal — so if you’re going to take half a bagel, please take the bottom half. And don't even get me started on the person who leaves behind the stump of a muffin ...